Makna disebalik kata2 Wanita

1. Kalau perempuan tanya: Lawa ke budak pompuan tu? Makna tersembunyi: Siapa yang paling lawa? I ke,budak pompuan tu? 2. Kalau perempuan tanya: You dah makan ke belum? Makna tersembunyi: Jom pi makan. Lapar ni! 3. Kalau perempuan kata: Lawa-lawa la baju kat sini, yek. Makna tersembunyi: Belikanlah untuk I. 4. Kalau perempuan kata: Rasa macam nak pening la. Makna tersembunyi: Tolong picit kepala. 5. Kalau perempuan kata: Letihnya hari ni. Mana nak masak, basuh kain-baju lagi... Makna tersembunyi: Kita makan kat luar jelah. Lepas tu, tolong basuh kain-baju sekali, yek. 6. Kalau perempuan kata: Kita lebih sesuai berkawan saja. Makna tersembunyi: I tak nak kat you. Tak paham-paham ke? 7. Kalau perempuan kata: I suka berkawan dengan you. You baik,memahami bla bla bla... Makna tersembunyi: Hish... I rasa macam minat sesangat kat you aku rasa macam nak jadi awek you je. 8. Kalau perempuan tanya: You pernah tak teringatkan awek you yang dulu? Makna tersembunyi: Kalau nak gaduh, kalau berani sangat, sebut la nama dia depan aku. 9. Kalau perempuan kata: I sanggup berkorban demi kebahagiaan you. Makna tersembunyi: Amboi! Aku kena berkorban.Habih, hangpa dua ekoq gak yang seronok. 10. Kalau perempuan kata: I tak kisah kalau memang betul you nak kahwin lagi satu. Asalkan you berterus-terang dengan I, bersikap jujur dan berlaku adil. Makna tersembunyi: siapa kata aku tak kisah? Adil ke tak adil,aku tak kira! Langkah mayat aku dulu sebelum nak menikah lagi satu.

Cikgu & Murid2...

Cikgu: hari ni cikgu Amir tidak datang, saya gantikan dia...korang semua boleh buat kerja sendiri..jangan bising!!!
Murid: ***tengah bising
Cikgu: kenapa cikgu masih dengar korang bercakap??
Murid: sebab cikgu ada telinga
Cikgu: ***lalu merotan murid2..
Murid: kenapa cikgu rotan kita orang???
Cikgu: sebab cikgu ada rotan...

Orang gaji & Datin...

Perbualan antara org gaji n puan rumah Datin Maimun kedaung mintak naik gaji... Bibik : "Datin, saya nak minta naik gaji...!" Datin : "kenapa saya harus naikkan gaji kamu?" Bibik : "ada 3 alasan nyonya..! Pertama saya membersihkan rumah lebih bersih daripada Datin." Datin : "Siapa yang cakap?". Bibik : "Dato' yang cakap". Datin : Oh? (sambil menahan amarah) Bibik : "Kedua, saya memasak lebih sedap daripada Datin". Datin : "Siapa yg cakap?". Bibik : "Dato' yg cakap". Datin : oh? (..ggrrrrrkkk..!!!..) Bibik : "Ketiga, saya di ranjang lebih hebat daripada Datin". Datin : oh?! "Dato' juga yang cakap ker?". Bibik : "Bukan Datin.. Razman, rumah bujang sebelah rumah yang cakap, katanya Datin kurang hebat di ranjang" Datin : "ssssstt!!! Kamu mintak nak naik berapa?"

Wasiat

Hadi sedang nazak dan hampir meninggal… Di sebelahnya Imah, isterinya sedang menemani Hadi… Hadi : “Imah.. sebelum aku mati nanti.. aku ingin berpesan padamu..” Isteri : “Iya, bang.. cakaplah..” Hadi : “Aku mau kau kahwin dengan Harun…” “Isk abang nie.. kan Harun tu musuh ketat abang selama ini?! Apa abang rela menyerahkan saya kepadanya?” dengan terkejut isterinya bertanya. “Aku ingin dia menderita seperti yang aku alami 30 tahun bersamamu…”

How to we get rid of blackheads and whiteheads

Maintaining a clear and beautiful skin, takes time, consistency and effort. Dermatologist may recommend lots of products, but some of them can be expensive and may actually take a long time to work. You can, however, incorporate some home remedies for blackheads and whiteheads into your daily beauty regimen and in a few weeks, you will experience a drastic reduction or even total elimination of the problem.

● Toothpaste – Toothpaste is an effective blackhead and whitehead remover. Apply a thin paste to your infected areas and let it sit on your face for at least 25 minutes. You will probably feel a burning sensation when you apply the toothpaste, but this is normal and will pass. Once you remove the toothpaste, the top of your blackheads and whiteheads will disappear, but you still need to thoroughly wash your face to remove the buildup underneath. Repeat this home remedy every other day for two weeks.

● Tomato – Tomatoes have natural antiseptic properties that dry up whiteheads and blackheads. Peel and mash a small tomato. Apply the tomato pulp to your blackheads and whiteheads before going to bed. Leave the tomato pulp on your face while you sleep and then wash your face in warm water in the morning.

● Lemon -Wash your face in warm water. Then, squeeze the juice of one lemon into a bowl. Add in a pinch of salt and stir the mixture. Apply the mixture to your blackheads and whiteheads. Leave the mixture on for approximately 20 minutes and then wash your face with warm water again.

● Lime – You can also use equal parts of lime juice and cinnamon powder and apply this mixture to blackheads. Leave it on overnight and rinse it off in the morning

● Cornstarch – Mix about a three-to-one cornstarch to vinegar ratio into a paste. Apply it to your problem areas and let sit for 15 to 30 minutes. Remove the paste with warm water and a washcloth.

● Yogurt - Mix three tablespoons of plain yogurt with two tablespoons of oatmeal. Add one teaspoon of olive oil and one tablespoon of lemon juice to the mixture. Stir the mixture thoroughly and apply it to the effective area of the face. Let the mixture sit for five to seven minutes then rinse off with cold water.

● Almond or oatmeal – Mix either oatmeal or almond powder with just enough rose water to make a spreadable paste. Apply it to your problem areas with your fingertips first and then apply it to the rest of your face. Let it set for about 15 minutes and then rinse your face with cold water.

● Rice – Soak rice in milk for 5 hours and then grind this in a blender until it is paste-like in consistency. Use the paste as a scrub on affected areas of the body.

● Potatoes – Grate raw potatoes and then rub the area with the mixture. Wash it off after 15 minutes.

● Fenugreek leaves – Crush some fenugreek leaves and mix with water to form a paste. Put this on the face for 15 minutes and then remove it. Do this every night to keep your face free of blackheads.

● Coriander leaves – Mix some coriander leaves and a little turmeric powder with water and form a paste. Use this as a mask to eliminate blackheads.

● Oatmeal -Grind oatmeal into a powder in a blender and then add some rose water. Use this on affected areas for 15 minutes and then wash it off with cold water.

● Baking soda – Prepare a mixture of equal parts of baking soda and water and rub it onto your face or other body areas prone to blackheads. Leave it on for 15 minutes and then rinse it off with warm water.

● Honey is also good for removing blackheads. Spread honey on the affected area and remove it after 15 minutes.

Remember – Be gentle to your skin. Never pinch, scrape, poke, press, or squeeze too hard!